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RAJNI Jokes(part 1)

Get over SANTA -BANTA & SARDAJI'S jokes here comes the king of jokes.The emperor,the Czar,the Maharaja of wit himself to tickle your bones:- In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Rajnikant, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten . THE FACT OF THE DECADES WHICH NO ONE REALISED..   Sachin Tendulkar's mom's name is "RAJNI tendulkar"....Do I need 2 say anything beyond this:) Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.   Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya .. . . . .;) NOKIA planning 2 launch Rajnikant R series in 2012 Features: *20 sim cards *10yr battery backup *1 TB memory *100 mega pixel camera *TV *AC *juicer, mixer, grinder *AK 47 *Rocket launcher!! It was 31/2 & everybody thought we hv lost the cup & then ................... the screen flashed ...

The Eagle(movie review)

The EAGLE Genre: Drama/Action Directed by: Kevin Macdonald Written by: Jeremy Brock (Script), Rosemary Sutcliff (Novel) Starring: Channing Tatum, Jamie Bell, Donald Sutherland, Release Date - feb2011                                       My rating 6.5/10 This movie is based on a incident long ago and director have chosen  his own version of a tale.Their are many variations of  story which took place in about 140AD,as per the historians; the entire Roman ninth legion(a division of the Roman army, usually comprising 3000 to 6000 soldiers) disappeared in the mountains of Scotland not be found again.This disappearance is still a mystery and unexplained and therefore raised many speculated stories of supernatural phenomena as well as attack by local tribes.  Movie Story - Director of thi...

Scott Pilgrim Vs the world (review)

Production year-2010 Director-Edgar Wright Actors-Michael Cera,Mary Elizabeth Winstead,Jason Schwartzman,Kieran Culkin,Ellen Wong. Distributed by- Universal Pictures Based on Graphic novel by Bryan Lee O'Malley. My ranking- 8/10 Well this is a 2010 release but my sole reason to give its review is that I never got chance to watch it. Scott pilgrim vs. the World is not a commercial successful movie but as it usually hapeens in Hollywood good movies(for example-fight club,Donnie darko) are regularly ignored at box office and become smash hit in home videos and follows the cult following afterwards.Its adapted from a brilliant graphic novel as nowadays Hollywood got a good scripts from it(Example-300,sin city, The spirit,watchmen etc.) Review- Scott pilgrim(Michael cera) is a guy living in Canadian city Toronto and part of a rock band which consists of two guys and a girl named Kim,who also was the ex girlfriend of scott.He shares his room with a gay guy wallac...