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RAJNI Jokes(part 1)

Get over SANTA -BANTA & SARDAJI'S jokes here comes the king of jokes.The emperor,the Czar,the Maharaja of wit himself to tickle your bones:-

  • In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Rajnikant,
and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

  • THE FACT OF THE DECADES WHICH NO ONE REALISED.. 
Sachin Tendulkar's mom's name is "RAJNI tendulkar"....Do I need 2 say anything beyond this:)

  • Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. 
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun?
kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya .. . . . .;)

  • NOKIA planning 2 launch Rajnikant R series in 2012
Features:
*20 sim cards
*10yr battery backup
*1 TB memory
*100 mega pixel camera
*TV
*AC
*juicer, mixer, grinder
*AK 47
*Rocket launcher!!

  • It was 31/2 & everybody thought we hv lost the cup & then ...................
the screen flashed rajnikant...................
rest as they say is history.
 WANTED's Famous dialogue has been Revised: 
Salman Khan: "Ek Baar Maine Jo Commitment Kardi, Uske Baad To Mai Sirf Rajinikanth Ki Hi Sunta Hoon"...

When Alexander Graham Bell invented Telephone he got 2 missed calls frm RAJNI Anna.

  • At night if mosquito bites what should we do??
??
??
??
??
just scrach and sleep again.! We r not rajanikanth 2 make d mosquito apologise! :)

  • Eminem said 2 RAJNIKANT
      "i'm not afraid"
     .
     .
    RAJNIKANT replied
    "i love the way you lie"

  • Rajni had a reliance number, he applied for number Port. for Idea..
          Now Aditya Birla is Chairman of Reliance telecom and Anil Ambani of Idea..


  • Once a farmer put up a scarecrow wid a picture of Rajinikanth as d face.
      D crows brought back d corn they stole last yr!

     when rajni drank redbull guess what happened 
     "redbull got wings "



NOTE- Wait for next part of jokes.................................
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